She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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