Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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