Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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