remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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