Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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