Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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