Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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