it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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