One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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