your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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