the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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