why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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