Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
her vagine was all disorganized.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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