Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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