i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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