Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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