You're my little dorito
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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