cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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