So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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