Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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