grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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