I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
