some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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