at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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