Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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