he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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