Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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