why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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