About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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