If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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