Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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