Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
high people should be assigned attendants
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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