My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
