Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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