you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I've blown a few things in my day
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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