Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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