oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Your penis caused this!
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