Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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