I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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