awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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