I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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