So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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