We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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