So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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