I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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