Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If I die, sorry about rent.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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