So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just pee around me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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