thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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