i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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