it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
