That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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