Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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