Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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