Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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